Tomb Raider Underworld

pretty damn pro I would have to say.

reminds me of the old ones a lot. Im enjoying it so far, it's really fun. New system for somethings like shooting and climbing. But it's still good old Tomb Raider. yeah soo she get's dirty in this one, that's kinda cool. LOTS OF FUN HUGE BREATHTAKING SHIT! OOH MAN! I LVOE IT
ITS AWESOME! so great i might post some vids of it up so be prepared for that SHIT! but yeah so far everything a Tomb Raider fan would want. and it's super pretty to boot ;)

some screenies




Mass Effect

started playin this one again after gav, hounded me a bit. So me and him came to the conclusion that my character looks a bit to much like trygg. Sad thing is it's a woman.
ok so heres one of trygg


and now my mass effect character



THEY HAVE ALMOST THE SAME FACIAL FEATURES AND HAIR!! IT'S RIDICULOUS!! there first names are even similar! Tyrri and Trygg!!
FUCKED UP!
i'll post more screenshots of the similarities but it'S CRAZY!! they both even have GREEN EYES!!
WTF!

Fallout 3
got to GNR finally. Am level 5. PRO game. GEt it somehow. please. you will enjoy it. EVEN IF YOU "don't like single player games" ;)

screenies
i went back to vault 101 to get this one


and here is my dude





So totes
i'll definitely have further expansions of my mass effect character and trygg looking the same.
and more to come in the future! :D

I recently acquired the X-files Season 1 and Season 2 for only 31 dollars and 67 cents. Pretty Pro I know. So, let's get down to business. I haven't watched much of them yet but i can definitely guarantee you that the first season so far has had 4 episodes that I've seen already and have absolutely loved. Plus the other episodes that I haven't seen already ARE AMAZING AS WELL!! The first season is AWESOME! totally great! I would totally recommend acquiring this through any means ;)

Season 2 I'm excited for I haven't heard much about Season 2 and I don't even know if I have ever even seen an episode. IT's where Mulder and Scully are broken up and have to do shit on there own. And then they get back together at the end of the season. Weird. So I will have an update when i start to watch these episodes.

oh and anyone out there that wants to buy me a Christmas present. These are perfect. *3 and 4* ;)

The Wild Free Sanctuary of Rascal Javonovitch
By: NMPDTH

He woke suddenly. He knew what time it was. It was time to show his glory, his prowess. It was time to kill the man that he cared about the most. He arose from the bed and lit a cigarette. He went to his cabinet slowly, grabbing and putting on a shirt along the way. The cigarette hung from his mouth. He took a long drag and breathed out slowly. Opening the cabinet he saw what he wanted. A Colt Single Action Army ready for whatever went against it. Reaching to grab the gun he heard a noise. A cough in the darkness. He grabbed the gun quickly and got some boots on. He ran to the door and flung it open.

He exited his room. Wandering down the deep halls, he noticed something. The walls. The walls were covered with a thick coat of what looked like blood. Upon further examination..........it was rusty water. The fear crept into his body......his father had come to him. But Why? This wasn't the way things were supposed to go. His dad was not supposed to come to him. Oh well, he thought. It'll just make things easier.

The halls were starting to get continuously darker. He knew he was getting close. Then it hit him. It came out of nowhere, a fist the size of a car door. He hit the wall. Lying in the darkness he saw a blob. He knew who it was. Six shots. One had to make it. He fired. One shot, two shots, three, four. The mass kept inching towards him. It picked him up. He was staring directly into it's face now. His father looked exactly the same. And then. It was over. Everything went white, and the pain was gone.

The Flattery of Jackobine Robins
By: NMPDTH

The air was chilly. It was a dark evening. He had picked up the trail of blood, and was hunting. Sure he knew it was dangerous. Giving in like this. But he had too. He had let his prey escape, something so special and dear to his heart, gone like that. It was like knifes being dug into his back, and the blood was driving them deeper. Desperately he attempted to lose interest in the subject. He was panting. Biting his lip. He was hungry, and his lust for the blood of the innocent was out of control. He went home to attempt to cook a sandwich. A sandwich that pulled him ever deeper into debt. He knew it was not the Sandwiches fault, it was the mayans. They had stolen everything from him just like fairies steal everything from the poor. The poor he thought suddenly! Why not kill the poor and eat them. A careless young thought but a good one.

THE PRETENSION OF A CARELESS YOUNG QUAKER
by: NMPDTH

The birth of a nation depends on whether you view nations as that of an organism. IF a nation can give birth then so can a ROCK. Charlie sat in his office, he felt a tingle in his hair, as if someone gently stroking him. He turned around and the justice league of america was on tv, but nothing else. Then a guy came, and ate his sandwich. Twas a ham sandwich. Tom was scared. He didnt know wat to do about his ham sandwich. The justice leage of merica wins again against the forces of evil. Tis a good deal of debauchery that goes on in them parts. Sam knew it. His ham sandwich was stolen. The only thing left was iced creme. John hated Iced creme. The dark alley way for his sandwich was rank. He needed it back though. Chuck had gone this far......he shouldnt pussy out now. His ham was calling her. Like a mother calls its child. Was Claire the ham sandwiches daughter. She did not know. Her sandwich was stolen this is what she knew. Twas that afternoon that Jerry had figured it out. He had eaten his sandwich just like the rest. But now it was stolen. JLA. GO FIGHT WIN. In conclusion. Sodomy.

I recently aquired Starscream from a shop that has a K in its name (which is worse than that of Wal-mart). I really enjoy Starscream he is a fun transformer full of spunk and........jet fuel, i guess. I am looking towards buying Soundwave, who is SO MUCH MORE AMAZING THAN REWIND, Soundwave is $30 so it better be good. I am also looking forward to seeing if the new movie and toys based off the movie are any good. The old movie is completely awesome and amazing, and has AMAZING music in it (you've got the touch, you've got the powerrrrrrrr.... YEAH!!!!) and unicron is just awesome. Also sometime this year the Transformers G1 cartoon series is coming to DVD so i might pick that up if it isnt, expensive. All in all im hopin 2007 is gonna be a GOOOD year for Transformers, but we'll have to see when the movie comes out.

I hate essays they piss me off so much, especially essays assigned by bolkien and shelenberger. Last year was gay as balls with shellenberger he expected way to much out of us and i hated it. This year with bolkien i think i have only written about two things of my choosing. I mean come on, all of the others were topics chosen by her its horrible. All of these damn essays that i had to write about something i didnt want to left me thinking that we should have some damn choice in what we write about. I guess i really dont hate essays its just not being able to choose for so long about what I want to write about has left me angry and without a doubt not a fan of writing now a days. This essay we have to work one (we can choose what we write about even though its a persuasive essay) made me think , maybe i would write about something that made ME happy, but constant thoughts poored into my mind about what i should write about, things that were not my ideas, but ideas mrs. bolkien would have. That is why i thought hmmmmmmm "ill write about censorship on the school computers" but then i thought this is not something i want to write about to make me happy. So now i am writing my essay on video games an easy topic. Now if we had to choose something more subject around the school and problems within it i would Definately write about the censorship, but for now im gonna take the easy path and write about something I want to.

YAY WAL-MART is open in Havre now HOW freakin kewl is this. I went there with GAV-GAV and he totally got the game BLACK(which is pretty sweet) and I got cabellas dangerous hunts 2(which really sucks so dont buy it AT ALL EVER) and we saw a crazy scary chester cheetah for the cheetos stand wich was scary and we saw a giant teddy grahams dude handing out Oreos(which is weird because its the teddy grahams teddy and it was handing out oreos)and he was really scary and me and gav didnt make eye contact. But other wise we saw toys and movies and two PS3's and some Wii motes and other Wii stuff and some Xbox 360 stuff and YAYAYAYYA it was pretty kewl. And Im a go there again some time soon and like buy a couple cheep movies and some toys and stuff so YAY the whole skool should go to WAL-MART for a field trip that would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome.

Alright everybody I need to get some stuff out of my system through random thoughts about joysticks and something called crazy pads. anywho YEAH CRAZY PADS they should totally have these things called crazypads that you do like stuff on. Oh and they should totally incorporate JOYSTICKS into these crazy pads like oh I know the crazy pad could like turn into a big dinosaur and like you control it with the joystick and then you like turn it off to use it as like a play pad WOULDNT THAT BE AWESOME its like the kewlest thing in the world it would be fun like you could turn it in to anything you want to like an airplane or a vehicle or like a jet or a woman or something awesome like that. YES that would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KEWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!

and they could like be the ultimate million dollar totally realistic toy that is a play pad to YES THAT WOULD BE KEWL im gonna go make it right now. YES!!!! out of like carpet and an old joystick i have. YES!@@~@~~```111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@@@111111``!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess this was like a random thought that turned into a toy so im gonna put this under toys@!!!@!@!@!@!@!@

Tommorow I get to stay home from school because I convinced my mom that it was pointless to go to all my morning classes and then come home for a dentist appointment so Im To Kewl for skewl tommorow and then thats about it................yeah theres another smudge on my screen im a go do something about it.

Here is a short list of toys I would love to have had when I was younger(and now)

Rock em Sock em Robots
Remote controlled jet(with missiles)
Lego movie maker
lawn darts
play dough Mcdonalds hamburger maker thing
a fake cooking thing of sorts
one of those cars that were for little kids and were really cool
A Stormtrooper Blaster
A blow up kick doll of superman(my friend had one and I thought it was kewl)
A Stormtrooper Helmet
A Mr. Potato Head
some sort of awesome jumpsuit with a utility belt
a toy elephant
a laser tag that works.....good
a robot battler thing of sorts that worked good

ummmmmm I cant think of anything right now but ill probably add more to this list in the future.

I wanna start off by saying that I have seen both versions the new musical and the old version of this movie and they are both pretty much equal. They are very good and I would definately reccomend them to anyone who likes Mel Brooks movies. Both versions use pretty much the same script with probably only a few big differences. I watched the new one before I watched the old one and I have to say when watching the Old one it was like watching the same movie with different people in it at times. I will probably get the new one soon I got the old one on friday and I like it but thats about it for this I wont say anything about the plot because I like people to find out the plots for themselves (but that may change in the future) as for the score here it is.


New and Old versions of The Producers(9/10)
pros:they are hillarious
Great casts for both
Cons:Sometimes it kinda dragged on for me just a smidge.

I had a really good Ham Sandwich once I think my Grandma made it but it was good. It had like cheese and ham and it was on whole wheat and it was really good it had mustard and ham and cheese and some lettuce and possibly miracle whip actually it was kinda like a regular sandwich i usually have it was still good made with real hame and stuff so it was good. I remember that this one time my grandma cooked crab and it was really good because we had the butter cooker things and it was just pretty good. My mom makes good burritos they are huge and they taste good Gavin likes them. I kinda went off topic from my hand sandwich but thats okay this was just a random thought...........there is a smudge on my screen i think its from my brother because he usually touches the screen a lot it really bugs me because i hate smudges im gonna wipe it off now....................................................kay i got it oh wait theres another.................................................alright i got it anywho im kinda bored right now soooooooo im a go play a game.

Blogging is really fun i like it alot. like i can talk about toast and a lot of other stuff like cheese and corn flakes. or i can just talk about The Simpsons or I can talk about MST3k or Video Games or Toys yup Blogging is fun. you know this one time i went to the store and i found some head phones that were really big and they were like 18 dollars and they were originally 50 dollars i thought that was cool they were AWESOME!!!!! YAY

I was thinking that I would like to start a toy company. My first toy would be a super awesome mega milk man. Why a milkman.............marketing thats why and who wouldnt want a freaking awesome milkman toy. Little kids can relate to the milkman because when their mom gets mad at them they say the milkman is your father. Bigger kids can relate because it has super, awesome, and mega in it and they would just gobble that up. I would also have subliminal messages in the advertisements too. And Dylan long would have to be the kid who holds it up and says ITS AWESOME! oh and Gavin would be the tester.

For the toy itself it would definately have a kung fu grip, chop, and kick. It would have a milk gun which preferably people would put milk in. OooooooooOooooOOOooOoH and a jet pack yeah, and it transforms into a FREAKIN' COW AweSoME YAY!!!

So far Gav meister approves sooooo...............